We still cringe upon hearing marketing types utter the phrase “four-door coupe.” It’s inherently a lie, a scam. Who are they trying to fool? It’s not a four-door coupe, it’s a sedan with a sloping roof – generally one that’s missing a middle rear-seat. And there’s nothing wrong with that. But, just like automakers the world ’round bend over backwards corrupting the language to avoid calling a station wagon anything but a station wagon (Sportback, Avant, Sportcombi, etc.), the oxymoronic four-door coupe appears to be here to stay. Where’s George Carlin when you need him? With that rant out of the way, the 2009 Volkswagen CC is the best four-door coupe we’ve ever driven – at least this side of a Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG, which is three times the price.

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